aridmoors | перевод пирожков

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And now the latest news, with smile
The host of show speaks to us,
The world is fucked up, and weather
Is the domain of Nikolai

I do not smoke said girlfriend Olya
I do not drink Oleg replied
And the idyllic marriage failed
Because of such a balderdash

Oh, everything is lost! cried Oleg
And he had all the reasons to
Because in this world absolutely
Was everything completely lost

Oleg decided to go shopping
Checked his permit to enter shop
Checked the permit to leave apartment
And the permit to walk at all

Oleg woke up on early morning
And understood that lives in vain
And everything became so easy
And even somewhat adequate

Why did you break my leg asked Oleg
Addressing his unlucky fate
The fate broke Oleg's jaw so that he
Would never question it again

We are so strong that we're unable
To gain more strength from deadly fights
So everything that doesn't kill us
Just doesn't kill us and that's all

Oleg's an old senile person
While Innokenty is a young
And his senility's energizing
And even inspirational

Our world is for smart and pretty
And for the likes of you Oleg
They should've surely created
Some boring and pathetic worlds

Oleg was trying to win Alisa
He whispered hottest words to her
My credit card, my car, my business
And trip to southern paradise

Oleg on Earth was like an alien
And this was not only on Earth
But on the all of space's planets
He wasn't really at home

Oleg has purchased pack of condoms
Returned to 70's and then
Gifted them to his own parents
What an abnormal suicide

Oleg put on one shoe and figured
There is one more that looks at him
when will this stop?! Oleg cried out
where does this end? Oleg demands

Oksana loved her husband Oleg
But there was this new friend Stepan
He was so handsome, rich and clever
That Oleg ran with him away